I have a bunch of simultaneous deadlines and I'm looking at very late nights and very early mornings for the immediately foreseeable future. So of course I decide it's the perfect time to dick around with my blog header. Do we like it? Do we hate it? I don't know. I'm sure I could kill another hour with futzing and zhushing but then I'd really be hurting when 5 a.m. rolls around. Next up: procrasturbation. You know, the act of masturbating in procrastination.

Sex on The Beach

Is the name of a cocktail, and an extremely enjoyable activity, as we found out last week. We met and walked down a stony path to a secluded beach that I have known for years, surrounded by cliffs, and known locally as an informal ‘clothes optional’ venue. We arrived early and picked our spot as the tide was going down. I stripped off first. She was wearing nothing under her sun dress, and it soon came off as we stood, facing each other, feeling the sensuous twins of gentle breeze and strong sunshine on our naked bodies.

Slowly, gently and sensuously, we massaged oil onto each others' bodies. “I have never done this before,” she said, “being naked on a beach.” I think it is one of life’s most wonderful pleasures and it was great to introduce her to the sensation. “I feel so horny,” she added as she kneeled in front of me and took gently my cock in her mouth. I stroked her hair, occasionally looking around to check that we were still alone.

The freighters anchored out in the bay probably had their high resolution telescopes trained on us. I stopped her before I came and we stood, naked, kissing on that deserted beach, hearing the sounds of the waves crashing. My finger found her very moist pussy. “You’re not going to give me a knee trembler?” she asked. I didn’t reply, but she soon had her answer, as her knees buckled under her and I had to hold her up as she came, the first of many times that day.

Man’s Libido

A man’s libido starts declining from about the age of 19 (I understand that a woman's libido reaches a peak between the ages of 35 to 45). I have been lucky in that my decline seems to have been very slow, but I know it’s there. In a way, I can enjoy sex more now, because I don’t need it so often, so I can store up the energy for a week and then the release is so much more intense.

Now, believe this if you will! Back in 1997 I kept a diary. That year we had been married for 27 years, and my wife and I fucked 87 times, she gave me a hand job eight times, we did anal sex twice and I wanked on my own 47 times. That means I came 144 times (nearly three times a week). And don’t worry, I only kept that diary for a year (well, four years, actually, but looking back, the statistics don’t vary much between 1994 and 1997).

I have no idea what the figures would be now, and I don’t want to keep a similar diary. But last week was pretty good. My mistress and I fucked once (well, a lot of times actually in the couple of hours we had, but it was on one occasion and I only came once), my wife and I fucked once and I masturbated once. Maybe I can still remember the man I was 13 years ago :)